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TERRANCE GAVAN – SHRIKE SPORTS I love bloopers. Some days, when I wake up to the doom and gloom of a Leafs win or another Joe Fresh apology I need some video therapy. You might too. Hit play and start your day.
TERRANCE GAVAN – CRAP JOURNALIST We have been here before and when I say we I mean me and my negligible readership. We have been at this doorstep and we have knocked on this door. The door we’re lambasting today is the one belonging to unrepentant misogynist Donald Cherry. Last Saturday, as Dandy Don stuck [...]
When The Fucking Shit Hits the Fan TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR AND CRAP JOURNALIST So we know a couple of things about former (Yes he was fired shortly after his on-air debut) NBC North Dakota news anchor AJ Clemente. First: AJ is an avid mountain climber. Second: AJ does not have Turets Syndome but should [...]
The NHL is packed with teams that constantly climb up and down the rankings, sign amazing talent and trade off star players. The Toronto Maple Leafs struggle year after year to put together a combination of talent that allows them to do anything more than fight for their lives when it comes down to the part [...]
The Hudson River rivalry’s roles circa 1994-95 are halfway reversed. The New York Rangers vanquished the New Jersey Devils in the third round of the 1994 Stanley Cup playoffs on an overtime goal. The franchise’s latest installment had to endure the same vinegar in the same round in the same matchup in the same fashion [...]
In a perfect world, there’s quite a bit of optimism in the State of Hockey. The Minnesota Wild organization decided that it was tired of having a team that finished on the outside looking in. The playoffs, they decided, was not just for other teams. They wanted to join the party. In early July, they [...]
“Nobody wants to make a deal, more than I do.” This is what NHL commissioner Gary Bettman said Wednesday afternoon during his media press conference (via Renaud Lavoie of RDS) after the league made a counterproposal to the NHLPA, which we found out later, was an offer that the players didn’t think was good enough. [...]
John Tortorella became a focal point of media attention during the 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs because of his brevity when answering questions and his penchant for a shot-blocking style of defense. Is there anything wrong with either? Members of the media don’t always ask hard-hitting questions that spark true insight into a team’s well-being, and [...]
The captains of two Canadian NHL franchises, Daniel Alfredsson of Ottawa and Jarome Iginla of Calgary, are seeing their Stanley Cup windows steadily close. All the while, the odds are against them prying their current teams’ windows open in a timely fashion. Two recent Cup-winning goaltenders, Tim Thomas of the Boston Bruins and Jonathan Bernier [...]


