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Stephen Harper spouting what emanates from the north side of a south ambling Hereford Bull

| May 22, 2013 | 0 Comments
Stephen Harper spouting what emanates from the north side of a south ambling Hereford Bull

“You’re out of order… you’re out of order…. you’re out of order…everybody’s fucking out of order!”… Me…. channeling my inner Pacino, because what the fuck else can one do when facing dick limp leaders who won’t explain their shit to the people, that pay their freight… in Canada, Toronto and Dildo, NFLD.   SEAMUS O’BRADAIGH [...]

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Albert Einstein on LSD?

| May 10, 2013 | 0 Comments
Albert Einstein on LSD?

FREEDOM OF INFO REQUEST UNEARTHS SOME TRULY DISTURBING EINSTEIN PORTRAITS TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR SHRIKE EXCLUSIVE We have access to the records of Albert Einstein through a ruse played with freedom of information and what we’ve found in his formerly sealed files is literally mind-popping. Albert Einstein was a closet artist and after an exhaustive [...]

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Dad Gummit! Video bloopers from Bill Dance

| May 6, 2013 | 0 Comments
Dad Gummit! Video bloopers from Bill Dance

TERRANCE GAVAN – SHRIKE SPORTS  I love bloopers. Some days, when I wake up to the doom and gloom of a Leafs win or another Joe Fresh apology I need some video therapy. You might too. Hit play and start your day.  

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Rehtaeh Parsons – Anonymous message to rapists

| April 23, 2013 | 0 Comments
Rehtaeh Parsons – Anonymous message to rapists

TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR From Huffington Post:The suicide of Nova Scotia teen Rehtaeh Parsons after an alleged gang rape and months of bullying has led to a swell of outrage online. Parsons’ story broke in the media earlier this week, just days after her family took the teen off life-support. She was the victim of an alleged gang [...]

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Jobless in cottage country

| April 1, 2013 | 0 Comments
Jobless in cottage country

Terrance Gavan – Shrike Editor / Crap Journalist “Yes, but there are no jobs here in cottage country.” I am  told that we are never supposed to say stuff like this. I have been (essentially) out of work since I had a wee disagreement with an employer here in Haliburton last spring. You see. I [...]

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NASA’s new rover arrives on Mars, crash lands in YouTube’s DMCA hell

| August 6, 2012 | 0 Comments
NASA’s new rover arrives on Mars, crash lands in YouTube’s DMCA hell

TERRANCE ON TECH TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR You Tube’s got algorithms and algorithms – applied willy nilly and without discretion – are fallible. As fallible as the code and the coders that dub and write and qualify and quantify. Poor NASA and poor us… poorer contextually since Google popped You Tube and decided to apply [...]

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Michael Phelps’ Olympic medal record: fans’ reaction – video

| August 1, 2012 | 0 Comments
Michael Phelps’ Olympic medal record: fans’ reaction – video

TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR Phelps Phelps Phelps! Thank god for the fly. Hopefully. Now that he’s done the deed? We can break from this constant onslaught of will he or won’t he. Frankly the specter of this sideshow has worn thin on our psyche. We do hope that Michael garners another cover on the box [...]

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Man killed in tragic accident in Haliburton

| July 27, 2012 | 0 Comments
Man killed in tragic accident in Haliburton

TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR – July 27 – 2012 No word yet on whether charges will be laid, but an early morning accident on Kashagawigamog Lake Road just outside of Haliburton resulted in the death of a pedestrian. Haliburton County OPP have released the name of the pedestrian killed in collision with a car this morning. [...]

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Whitby Ribfest hit by greased lightning

| July 16, 2012 | 0 Comments
Whitby Ribfest hit by greased lightning

17 sent to hospital after food tent struck by a bolt from the blue CANADIAN PRESS – CANADA WHITBY, Ont. – A lightning bolt that hit a tent at a food festival with hundreds of people inside sounded like a bomb going off when it struck, said one of the festival-goers. “You see the flash [...]

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Tent, house and shed – excellent adventure

| July 14, 2012 | 0 Comments
Tent, house and shed – excellent adventure

Described by its designer Joscha Weiand as “the world’s first tent house,” Hangout is a semi-permanent shelter aimed at travelers and festival-goers. In attempting to fuse stay-at-home comfort with the practicality of a tent, Weiand has his sites firmly set on the “glamping” (glamor plus camping) dollar.  If you were to imagine two wooden ends [...]

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