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Senator Mike Duffy has been telling Canadians to just go fock yourself for years… we just haven’t listened

The fault lies not in our stars but in our complacence people… The Canadian Senate is an entitlement bastard and we’re its vaunted bitches Terrance Gavan – Idiot Savant, Blogger and Crap Journalist Douglas Martin Hogg, 3rd Viscount HailshamPC, QC (born 5 February 1945) is a British politician and barrister. A member of theConservative Party, he served in the Cabinet as Minister …

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Dr Who and his vanishing Tardis on my coffee mug

Yes I bought a Dr. Who Coffee Mug from The Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR Why is this important? What? Oh. Right. Okay then, why is it important that I bought a mug from the Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild? Simple. I am by my philanthropic donation to the cause keeping several British Philosophy perfessers off the fecking dole. This is …

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Bram Lebo’s attempts at humor… like watching a bear ride a unicycle

Highlander publisher Uncle Scratchy pens lugubrious piece about angling… fish out of water [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”] TERRANCE GAVAN – SHRIKE EDITOR You may have noticed this all by yourself. Highlander Publisher Bram Lebo is decidedly and assiduously unfunny. I …

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Sharapova versus Bouchard and Halep at French Open – Gruntus reducti

[fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”] Less grunting in the female game? Yes… it’s happening TERRANCE GAVAN Women’s tennis is become, of a sudden, suddenly, less stentorian. Which is just my alliterative way of saying that Maria Sharapova is thankfully becoming one …

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The high cost of relativity… or you can’t pick your family

SEAMUS O’BRADAIGH – IRISH AS HELL There is no easy way around this one. I have been writing for a long time and I know that what I write is parsed and mangled by every two-bit crank and would be writer that has ever hated me. It’s a good thing that I write well. Because poor writers who say nasty things …

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No Room in Heaven… Eternity is reduced to 500 Billions Years and you’re gone!

THE HEAVENS—Saying they were reluctant to make the change but that budget pressures left them no other choice, divine sources announced Tuesday that the traditional promise of salvation would be reduced from eternity to 500 billion years. “To help us meet the rising cost of maintaining Heaven as a lavish kingdom of perfection for all penitent souls, we will now …