Author: Terrance Gavan

Senator Mike Duffy has been telling Canadians to just go fock yourself for years… we just haven’t listened

The fault lies not in our stars but in our complacence people… The Canadian Senate is an entitlement bastard and we’re its vaunted bitches Terrance Gavan – Idiot Savant, Blogger and Crap Journalist Douglas Martin Hogg, 3rd Viscount HailshamPC, QC (born 5 February 1945) is a British politician and barrister. A member of theConservative Party, he served in the Cabinet as Minister of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food from 1995 to 1997, and was a Member of Parliament (MP) from 1979 to 2010. When the Daily Telegraph in 2009 exposed that Hogg had claimed upwards of £2,000 of taxpayers’ money for the...

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Bugger the Toronto Maple Leafs… they don’t matter and Shanahan is just another wanker

By the way the real “Bloody Sunday” happened in Ireland and was important  Terrance Gavan – Editor, Blogger and Crap Journalist Bloody Sunday — “sometimes called the Bogside Massacre[1] — was an incident on 30 January 1972 in the Bogside area of Derry,Northern Ireland. British soldiers shot 26 unarmed civilians during a protest march against internment. Fourteen people died: thirteen were killed outright, while the death of another man four-and-a-half months later was attributed to his injuries. Many of the victims were shot while fleeing from the soldiers and some were shot while trying to help the wounded. Two protesters...

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Game of Thrones Premiere – Goddamit those dragons be big

The Mighty Imp thrives on adversity and Incest probably isn’t best TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR, IDIOT SAVANT, CRAP JOURNALIST Dublin, Ireland: O’Ruari’s Punt and Piddle Pub – I came to Ireland because I heard that it’s best to watch Game of Thrones with people who get castles and things. The Irish do. There are lots of castles in Ireland. And what the hell was the Red Wedding, if not a replay of every Irish Catholic wedding I’ve ever attended. The world was shocked when The Red Wedding aired. In Ireland they cheered. And the Irish Dail passed a bill soon after...

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Dr Who and his vanishing Tardis on my coffee mug

Yes I bought a Dr. Who Coffee Mug from The Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR Why is this important? What? Oh. Right. Okay then, why is it important that I bought a mug from the Unemployed Philosophers’ Guild? Simple. I am by my philanthropic donation to the cause keeping several British Philosophy perfessers off the fecking dole. This is a good thing. Also. I like the good Doctor, who is an above average philospher in his own right. I realized this early on in my Dr. Who idolatry. When he said “Fuck the Dahleks… and the bad CGI...

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Me and Neil on Facebook… Crosby Stills and Nash? – eat yer hearts’ out!

TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR Neil Young accepted my friend request on Facebook. I have no idea if this grand gesture can be attributed to the large number of Canadian musicians currently residing on my Facebook. Or whether Neil Young is not really, y’know, Neil Young. Aha, you may ask, (although aha is not usually an interrogatory) what the hell does that mean? If you perchance asked yourself that question you have just identified yourself as a social media outcast. You reside in some uneasy place, apart from the zeitgeist, and far away from the meme culture. I envy you. You...

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