YOU TUBEY FIX
TERRANCE GAVAN – Shrike.ca – June 8, 2012
The Mayor of Ingoldsby, Albert Saxby and his band of brothers have unleashed a video about our Prime Minister, the
Blight Right Honorable Stephen Harper.
We are hoping that you like it, but be forewarned, because for reasons beyond our ken and control we have not screened it yet. Internet is down. We’ve just posted it here. If it contains words like mother#$@%$? Or s%$#? Or creepy neocon? Or shove it up your piehole Mr. PM? We apologize. We were told it was good. So it’s up.[fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”]
We are assuming, knowing the tolerant and laid back demeanor of the trio and the capacity for openness and love expounded by the aforementioned Mayor of Carnarvon? That it is a simple country song, extolling the countless gifts Stephen Cashmere brings to us. Especially here in cottage country. Yes, be thankful cottage country residents. While the rest of the country has to decide what to do with the measly condolence of their limpid paycheck?
Cottage country residents don’t have jobs. So no paltry paycheques to ponder. And yes, pretty soon we won’t even have to worry about how much we’re going to get from EI? We won’t qualify. And what about those paradigm shifts in Old Age pensions? Hey, no problem. There’s no jobs here.
No one has to work past 65! Cos’ we can’t.
Anyway knowing that everything is win-win here in Cottage Country we are sure that the Mayor of West Guilford’s song is a paean to our feckless [/fusion_builder_column][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][is that the word?] Ooh … my fact checker, Muley O’Dooley says it’s fearless and not feckless leader.
We phoned our PC MP Barry Devolin and he asked if we might send him a copy.
Now, we told our good friend Barry that it was “an homage” to the PM.
We hope it is, because we bundled it up and went to the old Henwoods to Fed Ex it to Barry’s Manor in Ottawa’s Rockliffe Park, just a five minute bike ride from the Governor General’s mansion.
We are asking for clarification here.
Because ourInternet is down and we are not really sure whether the Mayor of Wilberforce’s song is an “homage.” Please, oh please tell me that it’s a “good and decent” song. I beg you. See, I lied. Barry Devolin just started speaking to me again after I took him to task several years back over a boycott of the paper I was working for. So I got a little upset.
We’re hoping that this CD I sent is not going to get us in hot water. Is it? Can we get a what-what from the Mayor of Tory Hill?
Now on to copyright infringement. We are uploading a copy of it right here on Shrike.ca and we did not ask the Mayor of Minden if it was okay to re-Tube it here.
We are assuming that it’s okay, but if it isn’t? We would ask that the Mayor of Hastings Township not sue for any more than $110, because that’s all the Shrike.ca is allowed in its libel fund.
We have also downloaded another You Tube homage to our
feckless fearless PM from a Toronto street band. Also from YouTube. We hope it’s okay.
Thank you to the Mayor of Casterbridge and his buddies Ian Pay in the bag… and someone else on lead guitar.
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