Flying Saucer found – on ocean floor – Wookie crashed the Falcon

 

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Did Hans Solo crash the falcon in the North Sea? Yes. Yes he did! Goddam Wookie! Always blame the Wookie! Photo by Neil Patrick Harris.

Terrance Gavan – Staff plus wire services

“A mysterious circle on a grainy scan, this is what scientists are claiming is finally evidence that Earth has been visited by aliens.” says a British Tabloid. No not News of the World.

Researchers have claimed the fuzzy outline is a flying saucer that ended up 300ft down on the ocean floor between Sweden and Finland.

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Rise again! Rise again. Let the Mary Ellen Carter? Oops? The Milennium Falcon Rise again. Photo by Garnett Rogers.

They were stunned when sonar scans taken while searching for a century-old wreck showed up the shape against the dirt.

As you can see the shape on the right does look like a Wookie crashed the damn thing.

Of course we blame the Wookie because as we all know.

Hans Solo? Like John Glenn. Beyond reproach as a pilot and glider in the night sky.

The ‘discovery’ has sparked a flurry of speculation by UFO watchers and bloggers.

Some have even suggested it resembles the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars series, with its distinctive front forks and round shape.

Newspapers in Sweden have put the story on their front pages and asked if this is really the first sign of extra-terrestrial life.

The shape was found at the bottom of the Gulf of Bothnia during a search for a sunken wreck which contained several cases of champagne.

I’m hauling out my scuba gear from a trunk.

Next report? From the bottom of the ocean. If I can find my goggles.

gav@pardontheeruption,com and twitter.com/terrancegavan

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