By Terrance Gavan – HN.ca Rants
These press releases from the OPP re drinking and driving are a little consternating (sic) because we know we’re taking the risk.
No excuses today peeps.
You get in a car with a beer and a half in you?
You’re gonna’ blow over the new limit of .05.
It doesn’t take a genius to do the computations. Let your consicence be your guide.
And have I driven drunk? I’m a chronic alcoholic – diagnosed by six experts with all kinds of degrees to back up their assertions – who just doesn’t happen to drink anymore. Of course I have. Past past tense. So am I a little preachy on the subject? No. I’m pissed on the subject.
Because you guys and gals who drink and drive are putting me and my friends in jeopardy every time you let your pea sized, alcohol-flooded brains take on a decision you are obviously incapable of making.
So here from my friends at the OPP are the latest alleged miscreants who decided sometime on a long weekend to embark on a journey drunk.
Thanks to the OPP for getting the message out.
Alleged Rogues gallery right here:
OPP RESPOND TO COLLISION IN DYSART
Scarborough Man Charged with Impaired Driving
(HALIBURTON, ON) –Members of the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP), Haliburton Highlands Detachment responded to single vehicle collision onDignan Road in theMunicipality ofDysart Et Al, onJuly 30th, 2011 at approximately4:00am.
The vehicle involved in the collision, had struck a tree. The 4 occupants of the vehicle received non-life threatening injuries.
During their investigation, officers determined that the driver of the vehicle had been consuming alcohol.
Bill BRASNARSKI, 18 years of Scarborough, Ontario, has been charged with Impaired Driving, and Drive Over 80mgs. Mr BRASNARSKI is to appear in Mindencourt on September 7th, 2011 to deal with the charges.
VEHICLE IN DITCH IN ALGONQUIN HIGHLANDS
Scarborough Man Charged with Over 80
(HALIBURTON, ON) –Members of the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP), Haliburton Highlands Detachment responded to vehicle in the ditch on Highway 35, south of Dorset in Algonquin Highlands, on July 30st, 2011 at approximately2:50pm.
Officers determined that the lone occupant of the vehicle had been consuming alcohol.
Palakumar VALLIPURAM, 49 years ofScarborough,Ontario, has been charged with Drive Over 80mgs.
Mr VALLIPURAM is to appear in Mindencourt on September 7th, 2011 to deal with the charge.
SINGLE VEHICLE COLLISION ON COUNTY ROAD 503
Minden Hills Man Charged with Impaired
(HALIBURTON, ON) –Members of the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP), Haliburton Highlands Detachment responded to single vehicle collision on Haliburton County Road 503, east of Kinmount on July 31st, 2011 at approximately6:10pm.
Officers determined that the driver of the vehicle had been consuming alcohol. The driver was taken toMindenHospitalwith non life threatening injuries.
William OXLEY, 28 years of the Township of Minden Hills, has been charged with Impaired Driving, Drive Over 80mgs, and Fail to Remain at the Scene of an Accident.
Mr OXLEY is to appear in Mindencourt on September 7th, 2011 to deal with the charges.
And that dear knuckleheads is the info gleaned from another weekend in cottage country.
Hey! Here’s an idea. Buy a foldable bike. Put it in your car trunk.
When you stumble out of a bar?
Unfold it and try to ride it.
If you can’t?
Call a cab.