Cuppa Joe – Hey People! Adopt this cat! It’s not Adolf Hitler

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Here's cute Kitler. People get over it. Just think. If you're into model trains? Kitler can keep em running right on time! Photo by Captain Kangaroo.

How stupid are cat lovers? very!

By Cuppa Joe Simonsky in Vancouver

Along with my dogs Desdamona and Snodgrass I cohabit with three cats.

Their names are Jiggles, Joggles and Prenuptial Catgreement.

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This is my next door neighbor's kid Henry Lowenstein. Now, what if his parents had given him up at birth? The Lowensteins have told me that they're having trouble finding a synagogue to baptize young Henry. Also? His bar mitzvah? The RSVPs extrememly high to the negative end. Photo by George Mikan.

I love the whole menagerie and my neighbors here on Granville Island love them too.

So i find the following little perambulation perplexing and positively discombobulating.

A cute kitten who can’t get adopted because People say he looks like Adolf Hitler.

Jeezuz people.

Someone adopt this cat and quit being so inordinately and prepossessingly idiotic.

This is taking “Anthropomorphism” to new heights.

Here’s the story. Tell me peeps. Is this the real reason no one is adopting this cat?

The six-week-old cat – which was abandoned at the roadside – earned the moniker because of her distinctive black moustache.

Staff at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., say they are struggling to find her a loving home because of her unusual markings.

Spokeswoman Tara Dundon said: ”Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.

”We rehome five and a half thousand animals every year but we cannot find a loving owner for Kitler. We think her unusual markings are putting people off.

”She is not a specific breed and we don’t know where her black and white patches came from because we have no idea who her parents are.

Remember that Seifeld line?

No one trick or treats at the Hitler’s?

Well, I understand that. But c’mon pet lovers.

Let’s get that cat a home.

If not?

I’m gonna have to make the trip.

Love peace and ripe bananas and please drop me a line at joe@pardontheeruption.com.

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