Cuppa Joe – Joe Simonsky – in Vancouver
To hell with Joey Chestnut and to hell with the Nathan’s Hot Dog empire.
Can you tell I’m ticked?
I call BOLLOCKS!
On this seminal July 4th event.
My comment is done pictorially. Above in the cutline of the feature photo.
Joey Chestnut is a hero like Hannibal was a circus barker.
I’m going with the elephants here knuckleheads; and it’s 3 am here at Granville Island.
So shoot me.
I’ll get Gav to fix up that metaphor later.
Well point is we have some kids going to school hungry right here in Vancouver. We have huge problems in the third world.
And these mawkish clowns are stuffing hot dogs down their throats.
If only people would realize that Hot Dog Eating Contest? Is oxymoronic. Wait. I meant moronic. Wait. It’s both.
As my great-uncle David used to say.
“Well, it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen,” said Dave.
“But, hey, I was a member of the first infantry platoon into Bergen-Belsen.”
Okay. So a little over the top Uncle David. Jeez Uncle David!
But we get the idea.
Hey Joey Chestnut.
Congratulations on this life you’ve chosen.
Now turn around. And shove the next Nathan’s dog up yer’ arse!
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