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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Said What He Thinks About Race Now That He’s Made It, And Almost Nobody Noticed

To set the scene, the (poorly posed) question is referring to comments made by former Treasury Secretary and Harvard University President Lawrence Summers, who suggested…

Teens leaving Facebook in droves for comment section of deer running in slow motion!

Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video “It’s just not enough anymore,” Dustin Bergoyen on why he left Facebook for the…

The real Big Bang theory explored and verified in this shocking video

The real Big Bang theory explored and verified in this shocking video

TERRANCE GAVAN – TERRY ON TECH Harvard scientists were ebullient in their announcement that they’ve…

Toronto Blue Jays Concessions To Stop Selling Crack After Seventh Inning – Mayor Ford whines

Toronto Blue Jays Concessions To Stop Selling Crack After Seventh Inning – Mayor Ford whines

GTA—In an effort to improve spectator safety, Toronto Blue Jays concessions personnel announced Monday that…

Stunning new mobile app… meet suckers like you who paid $3.99 for a giggly application

Stunning new mobile app… meet suckers like you who paid $3.99 for a giggly application

NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Thursday that millions nationwide are signing up for Squandr, a new social…

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Hooligans disrupt play at the 2014 masters Golf tourney – Mickelson still in coma!

AUGUSTA, GA—Gathering in large groups and vociferously chanting expletive-filled songs in support of their favorite players, several groups of rival PGA…

Why I read a charming book on autism… “The Reason I Jump” by Naoki Higashida? – Because I’m smart

Why I read a charming book on autism… “The Reason I Jump” by Naoki Higashida? – Because I’m smart

Challenging lessons in life from the annals of Gav’s winter slope solstice… Last fall I fell into The Reason I Jump…

Haliburton Hurricane Matty Duchene’s Olympic journey depicted in this Toronto Sun piece by Mike Zeisberger

Haliburton Hurricane Matty Duchene’s Olympic journey depicted in this Toronto Sun piece by Mike Zeisberger

MIKE ZEISBERGER – TORONTO SUN – GOOD PIECE Seemingly impervious to the clouds of of bloodthirsty bugs buzzing around his head, young Matt Duchene stood in his driveway firing puck…

Why Burke and Bettman are joined at the hip neandertals

Why Burke and Bettman are joined at the hip neandertals

It’s about time we addressed the real issue of fighting in the NHL TERRANCE GAVAN – SHRIKE EDITOR Gary Bettman, the ersatz commissioner of the NHL, deserves to be taken…

The forgotten Highlander Cody Hodgson is thriving in Buffalo with NHL’s Sabres

The forgotten Highlander Cody Hodgson is thriving in Buffalo with NHL’s Sabres

GAV ON SPORTS – TERRY GAVAN Most of us know that Matt Duchene (The Haliburton Hurricane) and Cody Hodgson both started their careers at the old Dysart Barn. We congratulate…

Claude Noel is dumped by Winnipeg Jets, gone but not forgotten as this TSN video attests

Claude Noel is dumped by Winnipeg Jets, gone but not forgotten as this TSN video attests

TERRANCE GAVAN – EDITOR Alas poor Claude Noel. Fired by the Winnipeg Jets this week and media types like me will miss him. Because Claude Noel brought a little life…